It's A Perfectly Valid Position To Not

I Would Like To Fire Every Cop In America And Start From Scratch. We Don't Need As Many Of Them, And The Whole Model Of Policing Is Completely Off The Rails. For The Most Part, The Police Are Engaged In Very Little Protection Of The Public. That's Probably 5 Percent Of What They Do. The Rest Of It Is Writing Tickets.

The First Step To Stringing The Boss Up From A Lamppost Is Saying The Boss Is A Moron.

Life Is Incredibly Short, Yet We're Always Told That Change Takes Time. For A Race Of Mortals, Dicking Around Just Isn't Acceptable.

The Word 'hero' Has Been Bandied About A Lot To Refer To Anyone Killed In Afghanistan Or Iraq. But Anyone Who Voluntarily Goes To Afghanistan Or Iraq [as A Soldier] Is Fighting For An Evil Cause Under An Evil Commander In Chief.

I'm A Better Editorial Cartoonist By Default Because So Many Editorial Cartoonists Out There Are So Awful.