The Lady' Is A Piddling Little Magazine

I Don't Mind Being Called Snobbish, A Pain And A Social Climber, But Being Called Unkind Really Hurts.

In Germany, Salads Are Assemblies Of Ham And Mayonnaise, Not Trendy Tossed Leaves.

The Reason We All Need A Mutton Alert, Which Needs Constant Testing, Like Smoke Alarms, Is Because There Is Really No Such Thing As Age-appropriate Dressing Any Longer, As I Know Because My Wardrobe Is Interchangeable With My Daughter's.

I Want 'the Lady' Magazine To Be Restored To Its Traditional Place In The Pantheon Of Weekly Magazines.

English People Are Famous For Never Speaking Out But Only Saying What They Really Feel About You Behind Your Back. Americans Believe The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is A Straight Line. I Like Exploring Those, Er, Differences In National Snippiness.