I've Always Found It Easier To Be

Texas Is Not A Civilized Place. Texans Shoot One Another A Lot. They Also Knife, Razor, And Stomp One Another To Death With Some Frequency. And They Fight In Bars All The Time.

I Know Vegetarians Don't Like To Hear This, But God Made An Awful Lot Of Land That's Good For Nothing But Grazing.

I've Always Found It Easier To Be Funny Than To Be Serious.

Personally, I Think Government Is A Tool, Like A Hammer. You Can Use A Hammer To Build Or You Can Use A Hammer To Destroy; There Is Nothing Intrinsically Good Or Evil About The Hammer Itself. It Is The Purposes To Which It Is Put And The Skill With Which It Is Used That Determine Whether The Hammer's Work Is Good Or Bad.

Sometimes I Think Texas Exists As A Reality Check For Those Who Might Wander Too Far Toward The Precious.