I've Always Found It Easier To Be

I Never Saw Anything Funnier Than Texas Politics.

As I Have Pointed Out Time And Again, It's A Hell Of A Lot Cheaper To Send Little Kids To School Than It Is To Let Them Grow Up Into Young Thugs Who Have To Be Sent To Prison, Not To Mention The Savings In The Wear And Tear On The Nerves, Property, And Safety Of The Rest Of The Citizenry.

Good Thing We've Still Got Politics In Texas - Finest Form Of Free Entertainment Ever Invented.

Freedom Fighters Don't Always Win, But They're Always Right.

Oh, Hell, I Can’t Go On A Spiritual Journey—i'm Constipated.