I've Always Found It Easier To Be

Manners Are Just A Formal Expression Of How You Treat People.

Oh, Hell, I Can’t Go On A Spiritual Journey—i'm Constipated.

This Is The Man (ronald Reagan) Who Proved That Ignorance Is No Handicap To The Presidency

I Still Believe In Hope - Mostly Because There's No Such Place As Fingers Crossed, Arkansas.

It's All Very Well To Run Around Saying Regulation Is Bad, Get The Government Off Our Backs, Etc. Of Course Our Lives Are Regulated. When You Come To A Stop Sign, You Stop; If You Want To Go Fishing, You Get A License; If You Want To Shoot Ducks, You Can Shoot Only Three Ducks. The Alternative Is Dead Bodies At The Intersections, No Fish And No Ducks. Ok?