I've Always Found It Easier To Be

Having Breast Cancer Is Massive Amounts Of No Fun. First They Mutilate You; Then They Poison You; Then They Burn You. I Have Been On Blind Dates Better Than That.

As They Say Around The Texas Legislature, If You Can't Drink Their Whiskey, Screw Their Women, Take Their Money, And Vote Against 'em Anyway, You Don't Belong In Office.

With Politicians, Artful Evasion Is Always Preferable To The Outright Lie.

I Don't So Much Mind That Newspapers Are Dying - It's Watching Them Commit Suicide That Pisses Me Off.

Every Two Years, One Of The Most Hotly Contested Elections In Texas Is The Poll Taken Among Members Of The Capitol Press Corps To Determine Who Are Actually The Ten Stupidest Members Of The Legislature. Two Years Ago, There Were Thirty-seven Official Nominees And Several Write-ins.