In City Rooms And In The Bars

The First Rule Of Holes: When You're In One Stop Digging.

Good Thing We've Still Got Politics In Texas - Finest Form Of Free Entertainment Ever Invented.

Havin' Fun While Freedom Fightin' Must Be One Of Those Lunatic Texas Traits We Get From The Water - Which Is Known To Have Lithium In It - Because It Goes All The Way Back To Sam Houston, Surely The Most Lovable, The Most Human, And The Funniest Of All The Great Men This Country Has Ever Produced.

If You Really Wanted To Settle Down The Middle East, If What You Wanted Was Change In The Middle East, It Is Perfectly Obvious That The First Step Is Resolving The Israeli/palestinian Conflict.

What We Have Here, Fellow Citizens, Is A Crassly Egocentric, Raving Twit.