In City Rooms And In The Bars

The More A Body Tries To Explode All The Foolish Myths That Have Grown Up About Texas By Telling The Truth, The More A Body Will Wind Up Adding To The Mythology.

Even I Felt Sorry For Richard Nixon When He Left; There's Nothing You Can Do About Being Born Liberal - Fish Gotta Swim And Hearts Gotta Bleed.

In Texas, We Do Not Hold High Expectations For The [governor's] Office; It's Mostly Been Occupied By Crooks, Dorks And The Comatose.

Americans Are Not Getting Screwed By The Republican Party. They're Getting Screwed By The Large Corporations That Bought And Own The Republican Party.

Imagine Wasting All That Perfectly Good Anger On Paranoid Fantasies. Not Since Emily Litella Got Upset About "soviet Jewelry" Has There Been Such A Waste Of Anger. You Will Notice A Certain Theme To These Emily Litella Moments. Behind Them All Is A Touching Faith That Someone, Somewhere Is Actually In Charge Of What's Happening - A Proposition I Beg Leave To Doubt.