I Never Saw Anything Funnier Than Texas

Either We Figure Out How To Keep Corporate Cash Out Of The Political System Or We Lose The Democracy.

Oh, Hell, I Can’t Go On A Spiritual Journey—i'm Constipated.

Age Has Given Me What I Was Looking For My Entire Life - It Gave Me Me. It Provided Me The Time And Experience And Failures And Triumphs And Friends Who Helped Me Step Into The Shape That Had Been Waiting For Me All My Life.

As I Have Pointed Out Time And Again, It's A Hell Of A Lot Cheaper To Send Little Kids To School Than It Is To Let Them Grow Up Into Young Thugs Who Have To Be Sent To Prison, Not To Mention The Savings In The Wear And Tear On The Nerves, Property, And Safety Of The Rest Of The Citizenry.

No One Has Ever Accused Texas Of Being In The Vanguard Of Social Progress. This Is The Most Macho State In The U.s. Of A. By Lore, Legend, And Fact, Texas Is 'hell' On Women And Horses.