I Never Saw Anything Funnier Than Texas

Bad Policies, Stupid Policies, Gutless Policies Have Real Consequences.

It's Like, Duh. Just When You Thought There Wasn't A Dime's Worth Of Difference Between The Two Parties, The Republicans Go And Prove You're Wrong.

Anyone Who Thinks Humans Are Not Capable Of So Fouling Their Own Nest That The Land And The Waters Can No Longer Be Productive Just Hasn't Been Paying Attention.

Margaret Atwood, The Canadian Novelist, Once Asked A Group Of Women At A University Why They Felt Threatened By Men. The Women Said They Were Afraid Of Being Beaten, Raped, Or Killed By Men. She Then Asked A Group Of Men Why They Felt Threatened By Women. They Said They Were Afraid Women Would Laugh At Them.

You Could Probably Prove, By Judicious Use Of Logarithms And Congruent Triangles, That Real Life Is A Lot More Like Soap Opera Than Most People Will Admit.