Those Years Between Drama School And Getting

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If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.

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Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

An Awful Lot Of Female Celebrities Are Very Beautiful Whereas A Lot Of Male Celebrities Are Not So Hot.