I'd Like To Retire At 50 But

I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was Singing The Tune Of Stayin' Alive.

If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.

The Only People Who Are Desperate To Go On The Show Are People We're Desperate Not To Have On The Show.

I Am Really Bad At Actually Interviewing People.

You Don't Want To Be Hard To Look At. Plain Very Good, Hard To Look At Bad. The Plain Shall Inherit The Earth; Time Is Our Friend.