I'd Like To Retire At 50 But

I Am Camp. Lots Of Gay Men Can't Cope With Their Campness. They Are In Denial About It.

Tolerance Is Forced On People In London.

I'm Often Dating People, But I Don't Say It Because You Sort Of Know It Won't Last Long.

I Was A Failed Actor But I Still Wanted To Show Off, So I Ended Up Doing Live Comedy.

Where I Get Bored Is When I Show Up For A Shoot And They Want Me To Wear A Feather Boa. Too Obvious A Thing For A Poof On The Telly To Do.