I Am 54 And Age Is Slowly

I'm An Armchair Kind Of Guy, Especially When It's Raining, Which It Always Is And Always Will Be.

Listening To Chris Moyles On Radio 1 Is The Most Miserable Thing Any Human Being Can Do, But Attending Awards Ceremonies Isn't Far Behind.

It's Worth Turning Up To An Awards Gig If You Know You've Won One But, Since You Never Do Know, It's Not Worth It.

Don Quixote's 'delusions' Is An Excellent Read - Far Better Than My Own Forthcoming Travel Book, 'walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'

After You've Read A Novel, You Only Retain A Vague Memory Of Its Contents. You Remember The Atmosphere, The Odd Image Or Phrase Or Vivid Cameo.