I Am 54 And Age Is Slowly

I Couldn't Really See The Point Of Having Lunch Unless It Started At 1:00 And Ended A Week Later In Monte Carlo.

I Abhor Nothing More Than Bumping Into Someone I Know On The Tube.

It's Worth Turning Up To An Awards Gig If You Know You've Won One But, Since You Never Do Know, It's Not Worth It.

My Sister-in-law Believes That Few Narratives Are So Tightly Constructed That You Can't Skip Boring Bits And Still Keep Abreast Of What's Going On.

Global Warming, The Ongoing Destruction Of The Planet, Third World Debt, The Uselessness Of The Railways, The Takeover By The Corporations, The Scary George Bush Person: All These Things Are Important And Should Be Animating Me Into Outrage. Yet Somehow They Do Not.