I Wanted To Make Sure That I

Wrap The Turkey Up In Aluminum Foil My Brother Likes To Masturbate With Baby Oil.

I Grew Up Cursing A Lot.

If A Girl Breaks Up With Me, I Want Her To Just Die, Just Be Dead. Not 'cause I Hate Her So Much As It's Just Easier For When My Friends Go, 'hey, What Happened?' 'oh, She's Dead. I'd Still Be With Her, But She's Dead. What Can I Do? She Was Loving Me, But She's Dead.'

I Guess I Was Maybe In Little League Baseball As Far As I Wanted To Be Good At That. But School, I Certainly Wasn't The Best At That. But Comedy Thing And Making Movies And Stuff, I Love It So Much That I Do Get Driven To Push Myself As Hard As I Can.

I Still Get Very Scared When I Step In Front Of A Live Audience.