Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk

Some Books We Read, Tho' Few There Are That Hit The Happy Point Where Wisdom Joins With Wit.

Guests, Like Fish, Begin To Smell After Three Days.

An Infallible Remedy For The Tooth-ach, Viz Wash The Root Of An Aching Tooth, In Elder Vinegar, And Let It Dry Half An Hour In The Sun; After Which It Will Never Ach More; Probatum Est.

It's The Easiest Thing In The World For A Man To Deceive Himself.

Pride Is As Loud A Beggar As Want, And A Great Deal More Saucy. When You Have Bought One Fine Thing, You Must Buy Ten More, That Your Appearance May Be All Of A Piece; But It Is Easier To Suppress The First Desire Than To Satisfy All That Follow It.