List Of Undies Quotes

I Keep My Undies In The Icebox!

I Now Know How To Walk Around Properly In My Undies. People Would Keep Telling Me To Push My Tits Out! I Also Now Know How To Use A Whip On People Without Causing Bruising.

She's Got Feet Like Boats, Whiskers Like An American, And Her Undies Are Filthy.

I Have Loads Of Underwear, But Only Wear The Bras Because I Never Wear Knickers.

Anytime Anyone Compliments Me On My Figure, I'm Wearing My Spanx Undies.