List Of Pms Quotes

I Can Be In The Worst Pms, Mercury In Retrograde, Most Awful Circumstance - And Then If My Girlfriends And I Are Giggling About It, Everything's Okay.

Got Those Moods A Swinging, Tears A Slinging, Nothing Fits Me, When It Hits Me, Ranting, Raving, Misbehaving, Pms Blues.

The Present Moment Is Never Intolerable. What's Intolerable Is What's Going To Happen In The Next Four Hours. To Have Your Body Here At 8 Pm And Your Mind At 10:30 Pm, That's What Causes Us Suffering.

If Ever There Was A Time For A Pm Ready And Able To Do The Job From Day One, This Is It.

It Is Generally Assumed That Recurrent Miscarriage May Be Due To Progesterone Deficiency, Hypothyroidism Or Vitamin E Deficiency And Should Be Treated In Theses Cases With Progesterone, Thyroid Extracts And Vitamin E Respectively. In Theory, Thyroid Therapy Appears To Be The Least Well-founded, Especially When Applied To Women Without Manifest Signs Of Hypothyroidism, Yet Among The Measures Mentioned Above It Is Most Frequently Claimed To Have Been Successful.

I Have Two Daughters, It Really Means A Lot To Me To Have Two Women Standing Now And Being The Pm.

No Interviews Without Appointments Except Between Nine And Ten P.m. On Second Saturdays.

Having A Baby Is Like Suddenly Getting The World's Worst Roommate, Like Having Janis Joplin With A Bad Hangover And Pms Come To Stay With You.

I’m An Executioner, Leta, Hence My Demon Nickname. They Send Me In To Take The Heads Off People And Gods Who’ve Stepped Over The Line, Usually Only Because Someone Has Pms. You Want Justice, Themis’s Office Is Down The Hall On The Left. You Want Death And Dismemberment, I’m Your Man…or Rather God. (deimos)

It’s A Responsibility That I Take Most Seriously, So Excuse Me For Banning You From Killing Them Because You Have Reverse Pms. (acheron) Reverse Pms? (artemis) Yeah, Unlike A Normal Woman, You’re Cranky Twenty-eight Days Out Of The Month. (acheron)

Come Home With Me, Acheron. I’ll Make It Well Worth Your While. (artemis) I Have A Headache. (acheron) You’ve Had A Headache For Two Hundred Years! (artemis) And You’ve Had Pms For Eleven Thousand. (acheron)

My Chances Of Being Pm Are About As Good As The Chances Of Finding Elvis On Mars, Or My Being Reincarnated As An Olive.