List Of Murphy Quotes

An Ounce Of Image Is Worth A Pound Of Performance

I Decided I'd Never Do A Series Again, But I Was Offered A Pilot For A Series Through Eddy Murphy Productions, And That Was The Gig That Got Me Parker Lewis.

Eddie Murphy Is To Comedians What Nicki Minaj Is To Spanx.

I Want To Be In 'funny Girl.' And I Want Ryan Murphy To Direct It.

Anything You Lose Automatically Doubles In Value.

Murphy's Law, That Brash Proletarian Restatement Of Godel's Theorem.

Some People Will Believe Anything If You Whisper It To Them.

I Can't Imagine Joe Dimaggio Was A Better All-around Player Than Dale Murphy.

There’s No Doubt In My Mind That Mcmurphy’s Won, But I’m Not Sure What.

Mr. Bibbit, You Might Warn This Mr. Harding That I'm So Crazy I Admit To Voting For Eisenhower. Bibbit! You Tell Mr. Mcmurphy I'm So Crazy I Voted For Eisenhower Twice! And You Tell Mr. Harding Right Back — He Puts Both Hands On The Table And Leans Down, His Voice Getting Low — That I'm So Crazy I Plan To Vote For Eisenhower Again This November.

But I Tried, Didn't I? Goddamnit, At Least I Did That.

I've Seen The Truth, And It Makes No Sense.