Best Motor Oil Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

For Thousands Of Years, Human Beings Had Screwed Up And Trashed And Crapped On This Planet, And Now History Expected Me To Clean Up After Everyone. I Have To Wash Out And Flatten My Soup Cans. And Account For Every Drop Of Used Motor Oil. And I Have To Foot The Bill For Nuclear Waste And Buried Gasoline Tanks And Landfilled Toxic Sludge Dumped A Generation Before I Was Born.

Slice Open One Of My Veins And Cartoons Will Pour Out; Open Another Vein And You'll Get A Flood Of Motor Oil.

I Became A Real Shell Motor Oil Expert, And I Did This 25-minute Film. It Turned Out Really Well And, As A Result, They Offered Me More Work And Lots Of Commercials To Direct.

We Have A Project With Unocal Here In Los Angeles, Where We As An Environmental Organization, The Oil Company, And The State All Get Together To Promote The Recycling Of Used Motor Oil.