Best Llamas Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

Men. You Can't Live With Them...and You Can't Legally Shoot Them. I Tossed Out My Husband Eight Years Ago And Got A Llama Instead. Best Decision I Ever Made.

I Don't Give A Crap If You're A Tangent Or A Really Smart Llama. You're My Friend And That's All That Matters

I Will Find You," Ragnor Told Him. "i Will Find Whatever Chest Of Absurd Clothes You Have. And I Will Bring A Llama Into The Place Where You Sleep And Make Sure That It Urinates On Everything You Possess.

Magnus Was Sure That The Llama Stampede He Witnessed Was A Coincidence. The Llamas Could Not Be Judging Him.

He Looks Like A Female Llama Who Has Been Surprised In The Bath.

He Is Like A Female Llama Surprised In Her Bath.

The Llama Is A Woolly Sort Of Fleecy Hairy Goat, With An Indolent Expression And An Undulating Throat; Like An Unsuccessful Literary Man.