The Egg Cackles And Lays The Chicken.

Friendship Is Mutual Blackmail Elevated To The Level Of Love.

Politics Becomes A Part Of Your Life Once You Realize It Has Been All Along.

When Table Utensils Were Invented In The 1100s, The Catholic Church Condemned Them As Obscene And Heretical, Claiming, 'god Gave Us Fingers With Which To Eat.' And We're Supposed To Get Politically Discouraged? Oh Please. We're Being Opposed By People Who Denounced The Fork.

Clarity Of Language Is The First Casualty Of Authoritarianism.

No Matter How Expected, Death Is Always The Ultimate Surprise.