List Of Borg Quotes

In The Lamborghini I Have To Avoid Certain Roads Because Of Pot Holes, And There's Nowhere To Put My Drink, No Cup Holder. And I'm Not Going To Lie, It Looks Pretentious. I Used To Think It Was Cool To, Like, Drive It To Dinner. Now? Like I Really Need To Be Looked At Any More.

Every Procedure For Getting A Cat To Take A Pill Works Fine - Once. Like The Borg, They Learn.

You Buy A Ferrari When You Want To Be Somebody. You Buy A Lamborghini When You Are Somebody.

And Just Like You, I Will Die At Some Unknown Date In The Future. I Just Come Equipped With A Few Extra Powers. (sebastian) I See. I’m A Toyota. You’re A Lamborghini.(channon)

And Not A Single Mark On The Lamborghini. Ha! Eat Steel, You Soul-sucking Bastards! (kyrian)

Like A Volvo, Bjorn Borg Is Rugged, Has Good After-sales Service, And Is Very Dull.

For Me Success Was Always Going To Be A Lamborghini. But Now I've Got It, It Just Sits On My Drive.

My Biggest Superhero Of Writing Is Jorge Luis Borges, The Argentine Fabulist. He's An Amazingly Perceptive Writer, But Also Willing To Make A Joke.

Does Anyone Know If Lamborghini Makes Wheelchair Vehicles? If Not, I Want To Change That.

You Know Your Lamborghini Is On Fire, Right?

My Advanced Age Has Taught Me The Resignation Of Being Borges.

One Should Read Borges More.