You Know Your Lamborghini Is On Fire,

My Family, Theyre Story Tellers. My Mom Is Irish, And My Dad Is Italian. In My Family, We Werent Allowed To Watch Tv While We Ate - We Had To Sit Around The Table And Tell Stories About Our Day.

Bite Me, Harry Potter.

I Needed Another Soda. I’d Only Had Six Since Breakfast.

It Is A Documented Fact. I Read It In People Magazine.

You’re Not A One Hundred Dollar Bill, Not Everyone Is Going To Like You.