I Count On The Kindness Of Strangers.

When You Act Obnoxious Towards People, Like On A Movie Set, They Say "we're Ready For You" And I Say "oh, Go To Hell, My Feet Hurt And My Head Aches." You Want To Have A Margarita For Lunch, And People Like These Little Ads And Production Assistants Are Like, "well, He's Drinking Again."

I Wanted To Be A Doctor Once Upon A Time, But It Turns Out You've Got To Study, And That Wasn't Going To Happen. I Had No Idea What I Was Going To Do. I Had Trouble Holding Jobs Because They Want You To Be On Time. That Wasn't Going To Work.

The More Relaxed You Are, The Better You Are At Everything: The Better You Are With Your Loved Ones, The Better You Are With Your Enemies, The Better You Are At Your Job, The Better You Are With Yourself.

Chicks Dig Me Because I Rarely Wear Underwear, And When I Do, It's Usually Something Unusual.

I Lost My Phone And I Just Really Didn't Look For It. It Was The Nicest Feeling, Like Six Weeks. ... A Couple Of Times I Needed To Use A Telephone, And I Was Always Able To Touch Someone That Had A Telephone And Say, "hey, Can I Use Your Phone? May I Please?" And They'd Say, "sure." And That Was It! So It Was Ok, It Was A Real Vacation. I Took A Real Vacation From Myself.