I'm Just An Obnoxious Guy Who Can

It’s Fun To Watch Someone Like John Goodman, And Yet It Takes Work. People Say ‘he’s Not Acting, He’s Being Himself.’ Well It’s Hard To Be Yourself, It’s The Hardest Job There Is.

My Back Hurts. My Legs Ache. I'm Only Four!

And I Don't Like To Work. I Only Like Working When I'm Working.

I've Never Made Any Horrible, Horrible Movies. If You Don't Ruin Your Reputation, You Can Always Get Work.

Well, The Past Is Gone, I Know That. The Future Isn't Here Yet, Whatever It's Going To Be. So, All There Is, Is This. The Present. That's It.