Zingers Should Glow With Intelligence As Well

Just Because Digital Technology Makes Connecting Possible Doesn't Mean You're Actually Reaching People.

Paul Ryan, Who Teamed Up With Akin In The House To Sponsor Harsh Anti-abortion Bills, May Look Young And Hip And New Generation, With His Ipod Full Of Heavy Metal Jams And His Cute Kids. But He's Just A Fresh Face On A Taliban Creed - The Evermore Antediluvian, Anti-women, Anti-immigrant, Anti-gay Conservative Core. Amiable In Khakis And Polo Shirts, Ryan Is The Perfect Modern Leader To Rally Medieval Republicans Who Believe That Adam And Eve Cavorted With Dinosaurs.

Women Are Affected By Lunar Tides Only Once A Month; Men Have Raging Hormones Every Day.

If Wit Is The Most Sophisticated Form Of Humor, Pranks Are The Most Juvenile.

When You're Young, And Even At Times When You're Older, It's Hard To Fathom This: What Needs To Be Nurtured Is The Stuff That's Different, That Sets You Apart From The Pack, Rather Than The Stuff That Helps You Blend In.