Zingers Should Glow With Intelligence As Well

Journalism, Spooked By Rumors Of Its Own Obsolescence, Has Stopped Believing In Itself. Groans Of Doom Alternate With Panicked Happy Talk.

The Mormons Even Baptized Anne Frank. It Took Ernest Michel, Then Chairman Of The American Gathering Of Jewish Holocaust Survivors, Three Years To Get Mormons To Agree To Stop Proxy-baptizing Holocaust Victims.

The Idea Of American Exceptionalism Doesn't Extend To Americans Being Exceptional.

Are Women Necessary? Not With Ava Around

Perpetual Optimism Is Annoying. It Is A Sign That You Are Not Paying Attention.