Zingers Should Glow With Intelligence As Well

Paul Ryan, Who Teamed Up With Akin In The House To Sponsor Harsh Anti-abortion Bills, May Look Young And Hip And New Generation, With His Ipod Full Of Heavy Metal Jams And His Cute Kids. But He's Just A Fresh Face On A Taliban Creed - The Evermore Antediluvian, Anti-women, Anti-immigrant, Anti-gay Conservative Core. Amiable In Khakis And Polo Shirts, Ryan Is The Perfect Modern Leader To Rally Medieval Republicans Who Believe That Adam And Eve Cavorted With Dinosaurs.

A Friendship Between Reporter And Source Lasts Only Until It Is Profitable For One To Betray The Other.

Are Women Necessary? Not With Ava Around

The Insane Have Achieved Political Respectability While The Sane Act Too Good For It All. The Irrational Celebrate While The Rational Act Bored And Above-it-all.

Military Guys Are Rarely As Smart As They Think They Are, And They've Never Gotten Over The Fact That Civilians Run The Military.