Zingers Should Glow With Intelligence As Well

My Eating Habits Were So Bad For Many Years That I Didn't Actually Know The Intricacies Of Making A Salad.

It Is An Astonishing Thing That Historians Will Look Back And Puzzle Over, That In The 21st Century, American Women Were Such Hunted Creatures. Even As Republicans Try To Wrestle Women Into Chastity Belts, The Vatican Is Trying To Muzzle American Nuns.

F.d.r. Achieved Greatness Not By Means Of Imposing His Temperament And Intellect On The World But By Reacting To What The World Threw At Him.

We Are Riveted By The Soap Operas Of Public Lives. We Admire The Famous Most For What Makes Them Infamous: It Reassures Us That They Are Not Better And No Happier Than All The People With Their Noses Pressed Hard Against The Glass.

I Feel Like I Owe It To The Readers To Try To Pull Back The Veil And Give Them The Honest Version Of What's Going On. But It's Not More Fun. If Obama, As He Does Sometimes Already, Gets A Little Snippy With Me About Something I've Written, You're Thinking, 'oh God, The President Of The United States Is Already Annoyed With Me.'