Zingers Should Glow With Intelligence As Well

Tweetin' Ain't Cheatin'.

Military Guys Are Rarely As Smart As They Think They Are, And They've Never Gotten Over The Fact That Civilians Run The Military.

Zingers Should Glow With Intelligence As Well As Drip With Contempt.

As Blue Chips Turn Into Penny Stocks, Wall Street Seems Less Like A Symbol Of America's Macho Capitalism And More Like That Famous Jane Austen Character Mrs. Bennet, A Flibbertigibbet Always Anxious About Getting Richer And Her 'poor Nerves.'

The Minute You Settle For Less Than You Deserve, You Get Even Less Than You Settled For.