Tweetin' Ain't Cheatin'.

When You're Young, And Even At Times When You're Older, It's Hard To Fathom This: What Needs To Be Nurtured Is The Stuff That's Different, That Sets You Apart From The Pack, Rather Than The Stuff That Helps You Blend In.

I Don't Understand Men. I Don't Even Understand What I Don't Understand About Men.

President Bush Was Once Asked Which Presidential Speech He Admired Most. He Replied That It Was The One Teddy Roosevelt Had In His Pocket That Had Helped Cushion The Blow Of A Would-be Assassin's Bullet.

Women Have Become So Obsessed With Not Withering, They've Forgotten That There Are Infinite Ways To Be Beautiful.

Perpetual Optimism Is Annoying. It Is A Sign That You Are Not Paying Attention.