You've Got To Take The Sour With

This Book Has Too Much Plot And Not Enough Story.

Here I Am Paying Big Money To You Writers And What For? All You Do Is Change The Words.

I've Gone Where The Hand Of Man Has Never Set Foot.

Let's Bring It Up To Date With Some Snappy Nineteenth Century Dialogue.

I Don't Care If It Doesn't Make A Nickel. I Just Want Every Man, Woman, And Child In America To See It.