We're Overpaying Him, But He's Worth It.

Destroy The Old Files, But Make Copies First.

A Hospital Is No Place To Be Sick.

The Human Race Is Faced With A Cruel Choice: Work Or Daytime Twittering - Anon Twitter Has Raised Writing To A New Low.

Don't Let Your Opinion Sway Your Judgment.

[when Asked By His Secretary If She Should Destroy All Files That Were Over Ten Years Old] Yes, But Keep Copies.