You've Got To Be Able To Sell

You Throw Your Best Punch, Otherwise Don't Do It.

Asians Are Nice People, But They Burn A Lot Of Shirts.

I'm Always Watching Films. The Academy Pretty Much Sends Me Every Film That's Ever Been Done. I Enjoy Watching Them, Especially With The People I Know.

Famous People Are Deceptive. Deep Down, They're Just Regular People. Like Larry King. We've Been Friends For Forty Years. He's One Of The Few Guys I Know Who's Really Famous. One Minute He's Talking To The President On His Cell Phone, And Then The Next Minute He's Saying To Me, Do You Think We Ought To Give The Waiter Another Dollar?

I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.