You've Buttered Your Bread, Now Sleep In

Smartness Runs In My Family. When I Went To School I Was So Smart My Teacher Was In My Class For Five Years.

This Used To Be A Government Of Checks And Balances. Now It's All Checks And No Balances.

I'm The Candidate Who Forgot To Take Off Her Hat Before She Threw It In The Ring.

When My Mother Had To Get Dinner For 8 She'd Just Make Enough For 16 And Only Serve Half.

My Mind Works So Fast. When I Think Of Something I Say It. Lots Of Times I Say It Even Before I Think Of It.