You're Such A Cupcake.

Okay, Take A Deep Breath, I Told Myself. Don't Go All Hormonal. Get The Facts Straight. Have A Mental Doughnut.

I Write To Entertain. When People Read One Of My Books I Want Them To Finish With A Smile On Their Faces, Feeling A Little Bit Better About Themselves And The People In Their Lives.

Turns Out, That's How It Is With Weddings. You Just Keep Getting In Deeper And Deeper Until You Want To Throw Up.

Go Figure That. Joseph Morelli With A House, A Dog, A Steady Job, And An Suv. And On Odd Days Of The Month He Woke Up Wanting To Marry Me. It Turns Out Want To Marry Him On Even Days Of The Month, So To Date We've Been Spared Commitment.

Men Drive Off Bridges And Drink Too Much Because Of Women Like You.