Ranger Plays By His Own Set Of

He Asked Me If I Had Adequate Health Insurance.

Just Because I Know How To Change A Guys Oil Doesn't Mean I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Life On My Back, Staring Up His Undercarriage.

The Note Said The First Clue Was "in The Big One." I Looked At The Jumble Of Letters That Followed, And I Saw No Pattern. Not Such A Surprise, Since I Was Missing The Puzzle Chromosome And Couldn't Do Puzzles Designed For Nine-year-olds.

Who's The Best Person You Know. Of All The People You Know Personally, Is There Anyone Who Has A Sense Of Right And Wrong And Lives By It? This Was A Sticky Question Because It Would Have To Be Ranger ...but I Suspected He Occasionally Killed People. Only Bad People, Of Course, But Still...

Nice Dress You're Almost Wearing. You Ever Think About Changing Professions?" -ranger