You're So Square, Baby, I Don't Care.

Teenagers Are My Life And My Triumph. I'd Be Nowhere Without Them.

I'm Evil, My Middle Name Is Misery. Well, I'm Evil, So Don't Mess Around With Me.

I Have No Use For Bodyguards, But I Have Very Specific Use For Two Highly Trained Certified Public Accountants.

Envy Someone An' It Pulls You Down. Admire Them And It Builds You Up. Which Makes More Sense?

Before You Abuse, Criticize, And Accuse Walk A Mile In My Shoes.