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Every Time I Think That I'm Getting Old, And Gradually Going To The Grave, Something Else Happens.

I Don't Like To Be Called Elvis The Pelvis. It's One Of The Most Childish Expressions I've Ever Heard Coming From An Adult. But If They Wanna Call Me That, There's Nothin' I Can Do About It, So I Just Have To Accept It.

You Look Like An Angel, Walk Like An Angel, Talk Like An Angel. But I Got Wise, You're The Devil In Disguise.

Man, I Was Tame Compared To What They Do Now. Are You Kidding? I Didn't Do Anything But Just Jiggle.

Ah Just Act The Way Ah Feel.