You're Only As Smart As Your Era.

It Never Hurts To Apologize, Especially If You Don't Mean It.

For A Hundred Years, The Owners Screwed The Players. For 25 Years, The Players Have Screwed The Owners-they've Got 75 Years To Go.

Opening Day -- Or Opening Day. Depending On How You Feel About It.

We Were Like Farm Animals Compared To Today's Players Who Are Treated Like Thoroughbreds.

Jim Pagliaroni Joined The Club Tonight And Is Going To Be A Welcome Addition. He Was Describing A Girl That One Of The Ballplayers Had Been Out With And Said, “it's Hard To Say Exactly What She Looked Like. She Was Kind Of Joe Torre With Tits.” This Joke Can Only Be Explained With A Picture Of Joe Torre. But I'm Not Sure Any Exist. He Dissolves Camera Lenses.