Lots Of People Look Up To Billy

Baseball Players Are Smarter Than Football Players. How Often Do You See A Baseball Team Penalized For Too Many Men On The Field?

Lots Of People Look Up To Billy Martin. That's Because He Just Knocked Them Down.

For A Hundred Years, The Owners Screwed The Players. For 25 Years, The Players Have Screwed The Owners-they've Got 75 Years To Go.

Opening Day -- Or Opening Day. Depending On How You Feel About It.

It Never Hurts To Apologize, Especially If You Don't Mean It.