You're Not A Star Until They Can

I Made More Lousy Pictures Than Any Actor In History.

People Who Don't Drink Are Afraid Of Revealing Themselves.

[on The House Un-american Activities Committee] They'll Nail Anyone Who Ever Scratched His Ass During The National Anthem.

(on Ingrid Bergman) "i Didn't Do Anything I've Never Done Before, But When The Camera Moves In On That Bergman Face, And She's Saying She Loves You, It Would Make Anybody Feel Romantic."

Major Strasser: You Give Him (rick Blaine) Credit For Too Much Cleverness. My Impression Was That He's Just Another Blundering American. Captain Renault: We Musn't Underestimate American Blundering. I Was With Them When They Blundered Into Berlin In 1918.