You're Not A Star Until They Can

There Never Seems To Be Any Trouble Brewing Around A Bar Until A Woman Puts That High Heel Over The Brass Rail. Don't Ask Me Why, But Somehow Women At Bars Seem To Create Trouble Among Men.

An Actor Needs Something To Stabilize His Personality, Something To Nail Down What He Really Is, Not What He Is Currently Pretending To Be.

[on The House Un-american Activities Committee] They'll Nail Anyone Who Ever Scratched His Ass During The National Anthem.

(on Warner Brothers) This Studio Has More Suspensions Than The Golden Gate Bridge.

I Should Never Have Switched From Scotch To Martinis.