I Should Never Have Switched From Scotch

Capt. Renault: What On Earth Brought You To Casablanca? Rick Blaine: My Health, I Came To Casablanca For The Waters. Capt. Renault: The Waters? What Waters? We're In The Desert! Rick Blaine: I Was Misinformed.

(on Katharine Hepburn) She Talks At You As Though You Were A Microphone; She Lectured The Hell Out Of Me On Temperance And The Evils Of Drink. She Doesn't Give A Damn How She Looks. I Don't Think She Tries To Be A Character. I Think She Is One.

"the Whole World Is Three Drinks Behind. If Everyone In The World Would Take Three Drinks, We Would Have No Trouble. If Stalin, Truman And Everybody Else In The World Had Three Drinks Right Now, We’d All Loosen Up And We Wouldn’t Need The United Nations.

You're Not A Star Until They Can Spell Your Name In Karachi.

Ah, Nuts. I'm An Actor. I Just Do What Comes Naturally.