I Should Never Have Switched From Scotch

It Is At Least Worth Arguing That There Is A Modicum Of The Creative Novelist In All Of Us, And That This Absorption With How Men Get Out Of Difficulties, Single-handedly And Alone If Possible, Is The Stuff Of Which We Weave The Warp And Woof Of Our Own Better Dramatic Imaginings.

I Should Never Have Switched From Scotch To Martinis.

Things Are Never So Bad They Can't Be Made Worse.

The Whole World Is About Three Drinks Behind.

The Only Way To Find The Best Actor Would Be To Let Everybody Play Hamlet And Let The Best Man Win.