I Should Never Have Switched From Scotch

You're Not A Star Until They Can Spell Your Name In Karachi.

The Only Way To Find The Best Actor Would Be To Let Everybody Play Hamlet And Let The Best Man Win.

I Hate Funerals. They Aren't For The Guy Who's Dead. They're For The Guys Who Are Left Alive And Enjoy Mourning.

I Don't Hurt The Industry. The Industry Hurts Itself, By Making So Many Lousy Movies - As If General Motors Deliberately Put Out A Bad Car.

I Should Never Have Switched From Scotch To Martinis.