Such A Lot Of Guns Around Town

Ain’t Nothing A Man Can’t Do If He Believes In Himself.

The Problem With This World Is, Everyone In It Is 3 Drinks Behind.

I Gave Up Drinking Once -- It Was The Worst Afternoon Of My Entire Life.

The Only Good Reason To Have Money Is This: So That You Can Tell Any Sob In The World To Go To Hell.

Sinatra’s Idea Of Paradise Is A Place Where There Are Plenty Of Women And No Newspapermen. He Doesn’t Know It, But He’d Be Better Off If It Were The Other Way Around.