You're Never Going To See The Fat

I Think Record Companies Are Criminals.

All I Have Is This Guitar, These Chords And The Truth.

I Don't Work Well Outside The Lines; My Report Card Once Read, "doesn't Play Well With Others."

I Can't Sing A Love Song Like The Way It's Meant To Be Well, I Guess I'm Not That Good Anymore But Baby, That's Just Me

This Is The Way I Look At Sex Scenes: I Have Basically Been Doing Them For A Living For Years. Trying To Seduce An Audience Is The Basis Of Rock 'n Roll, And If I May Say So, I'm Pretty Good At It...plus, Being Married And Monogamous, It's The Closest Thing I Can Do To Having Sex Without Getting In Trouble For It...the Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.