There's A Vintage Which Comes With Age

Do You Really Want To Know Why I'm Doing All This Goodwill, And Why I'm An Ambassador For Habitat For Humanity And Why I Gave A Million To [relief Efforts For Hurricane] Katrina? It's Because I Feel Guilty About The Huge Hole In The Ozone Layer My Haircuts Created. It's My Responsibility To Right The Wrongs Of The Eighties.

Elton John Said To Me, "i Have All The Negatives."

I'd Crawl Over Broken Glass For Elle Macpherson Or Cindy Crawford.

For Years, I've Had A Hankering For The Portrait Of Benjamin Franklin By Joseph Duplessis. Franklin Is Credited With So Many Inventions: The Postal System, Lightning Rods, The Constitution. He Was A Rock Star Before There Was Such A Thing.

There's Not A Platinum Record Hanging In My House Anywhere. It Doesn't Exist Here. I'm Over It. They're All In The Garage, Wrapped Up In Bubblewrap.