I Was Just Another Long-haired Teenage Kid

It's Not Hard To Get A Girl If I Wanted One. But It Doesn't Mean You Want It, And Even If You Did, You're Certainly Not Going To Rub It In Anybody's Face.

I Want To Own An Nfl Franchise. I Understand The Business Of Football.

I Went To Catholic School In And Out. I'm What You Call A Recovering Catholic. I Have Many Major Issues With The Church.

Do You Really Want To Know Why I'm Doing All This Goodwill, And Why I'm An Ambassador For Habitat For Humanity And Why I Gave A Million To [relief Efforts For Hurricane] Katrina? It's Because I Feel Guilty About The Huge Hole In The Ozone Layer My Haircuts Created. It's My Responsibility To Right The Wrongs Of The Eighties.

You're Never Going To See The Fat Elvis In Me. People I Admired Like Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix And John Belushi All Died At 27. I've Got Jeans Older Than That.