You're Like A Dull Knife, It Just

Some Like Them Fat, Some Like Them Tall, Some Like Them Short, Skinny Legs And All. I Like Them All.

I've Been Knocked Down A Lot Of Times.

When I'm On Stage, I'm Trying To Do One Thing: Bring People Joy.

I Want To Say To You: Help Yourself, So You Can Help Someone Else.

I'd Rather Be Jack Be Smart, Than Jack Be Quick. Watch Out For The Man With The Big Fat Licking Stick.