It's A Man's Man's Man's World

I Don't Know Karate, But I Know Crazy.

I Had To Tell About My Colonic, Which Expresses The Fact Why I'm So Neat Today As Opposed To A Few Years Ago. I Never Knew That The Weight Made That Much Difference.

The Hardest Thing About Being James Brown Is I Have To Live. I Don't Have No Down Time.

Papa Didn't Cuss, He Didn't Raise A Whole Lot Of Fuss. But When We Did Wrong, Papa Beat The Hell Out Of Us.

I Used To Play One Job And Have 125 Pair Of Shoes On The Floor. What Was I Doing? I Couldn't Wear But One Pair.