I've Been Knocked Down A Lot Of

Thank God That I Had The Ability To Understand That I Had A Different Beat And That I Was A Drummer.

I Got A Wife Who Likes Expensive Things, So She Takes All The Cash.

I'd Rather Be Jack Be Smart, Than Jack Be Quick. Watch Out For The Man With The Big Fat Licking Stick.

It Doesn't Matter How You Travel It, It's The Same Road. It Doesn't Get Any Easier When You Get Bigger, It Gets Harder. And It Will Kill You If You Let It.

I Don't Know Karate, But I Know Crazy.