You're Gay, You Sell Books... You Probably

We Must Have Been Hunters And Gatherers But Some Of Us Were Just Waiters And Hopers.

Well, Comedy Is A Great Weapon Of Attack. It's Not A Great Weapon Of Support.

I'd Like To Have Sex With Myself.

I Can Go From Blokey To Girlie In 15 Minutes And Then I'm Out The Door. But That's The Fastest I Can Do It. Becoming A Woman Takes Work.

Because That's What Narcissism Is All About; Looking In The Mirror Everyday And Thinking 'damn, I'd Like To Shag Myself.'