You're Gay, You Sell Books... You Probably

I Definitely Have Breast Envy. When Teenage Girls Were Saying 'i Wish I Had Breasts', I Was Thinking The Same Thing.

I'm A Dyslexic Person, So I Avoid Books.

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.

You’ve Got To Believe You Can Be A Standup Before You Can Be A Standup. You Have To Believe You Can Act Before You Can Act. You Have To Believe You Can Be An Astronaut Before You Can Be An Astronaut. You’ve Got To Believe.

Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People, And Monkeys Do Too (if They Have A Gun).