You're Gay, You Sell Books... You Probably

We Stole Countries With The Cunning Use Of Flags. Just Sail Around The World And Stick A Flag In. "i Claim India For Britain!" They're Going "you Can't Claim Us, We Live Here! Five Hundred Million Of Us!" "do You Have A Flag …? "no..." "well, If You Don't Have A Flag, Then You Can't Have A Country. Those Are The Rules... That I Just Made Up!

We Have Two Hundred Languages In Europe. Two Hundred Languages! Count Them! I Know You Won't!

There's Two Positions In Snowboarding. One Is Looking Cool And The Other Is Dead!

I Use A Bruce Lee Technique: "the Way Of No Way". He Had The Idea That He Would Learn Everything, So That Whoever He Had To Fight, He Could Improvise Anything. The Best Way Of Starting A Gig Is Just To Not Think Of Anything - To Clear Your Mind, Not In An Empty Zen State, But More Just To Go On And See Where You Go.

I Appreciate Your Applause, But I Don't Do It For Applause. I Do It For Cash, It's Much Better.