I Can Go From Blokey To Girlie

It's A Historical Thing, Up To The 19th Century The English Hated The French. Then In The 20th Century The English Started To Hate The Germans - As We Began To Move Alphabetically Through The Map Of The World. Now, The Year 2000, We Are Fine With The Germans... But The Hungarians Are Pissing Us Off.

When I Watched Braveheart I Was In Tears And I Was Rooting For The Scottish People

They Say The Universe Started With A Big Bang. I Hope Everybody Stood Well Back.

I Definitely Have Breast Envy. When Teenage Girls Were Saying 'i Wish I Had Breasts', I Was Thinking The Same Thing.

"i've Done Your Dog. It's Got Nine Eyes Down The Side, I Made His Head All Square, 15 Legs. What Do You Think Of That?" "fido Looks A Bit Weird."