You're A Writer. And That's Something Better

They Change Scapegoats At The Networks More Regularly Than Some People Change Socks.

I Was The Green Monkey, The Pariah. And I Had No Friends. Not Just A Few Friends, Or One Good Friend, Or Grudging Acceptance By Other Misfits And Outcasts. I Was Alone. All Stinking Alone, Without Even An Imaginary Playmate.

Love Ain't Nothing But Sex Misspelled.

People Don't Die From The Old Diseases Any More. They Die From New Ones, But That's Progress, Isn't It? Isn't It?

The Two Most Common Elements In The Universe Are Hydrogen And Stupidity.