When You're A Writer, You Have To

People Don't Die From The Old Diseases Any More. They Die From New Ones, But That's Progress, Isn't It? Isn't It?

I Made As Many Mistakes As Anybody Else. I Sound As If I'm An Egomaniac, And I Suppose In Some Ways I'm Filled With Hubris Because I Know How Good I Am At Certain Things. But Other Things, I Can't Do At All. I Can't Draw.

The World Is Turning Into A Cesspool Of Imbeciles.

Now Begin In The Middle, And Later Learn The Beginning; The End Will Take Care Of Itself.

They Change Scapegoats At The Networks More Regularly Than Some People Change Socks.