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Women Are Treated Differently By Society For Exactly The Same Reason That Children And The Mentally Handicapped Are Treated Differently.

In The Future, It Will Become Increasingly Obvious That Your Competitors Are Just As Clueless As You Are.

Some Physicists Describe Gravity In Terms Of Ten Dimensions All Curled Up. But Those Aren't Real Words-just Placeholders, Used To Refer To Parts Of Abstract Equations.

I Never Knew What An Engineer Did For A Living When I Was A Kid. I Still Don't.

Nothing Inspires Forgiveness Quite Like Revenge.