Your Dreams Should Never Be Better Than

If You Don't Have A Plan, You Can End Up Doing Some Interesting Things.

If You'd Have Told Me Five Years Ago That I'd Have Done All This - Two Books, Some Television And Everything - I'd Panic, I'd Be Scared.

I'm Just Sayin', I Don't Like Fun.

If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses, I Could Not Point Mine Out.

I Don't Really Like Surprises. Not Big Ones Anyway. Just Having A Pack Of Revels Holds Enough Of A Surprise For Me.