Your Dreams Should Never Be Better Than

It Is Hard Eating A Little Kangaroo Knob.

People Who Live In A Glass House Have To Answer The Door.

The Problem I Have With All This Religion Stuff Is That I Can't Relate To It. I Think Most People Got Into 'cos It Gave Them Something To Do On A Sunday, But Since All The Shops Are Now Open It Isn't Required As Much.

Blind People Can Stay Up Longer Than Someone With Eyes.

Pigeons: They've Got Wings, But They Walk A Lot.