Young Widows Still Bide Their Time.

In The Whole History Of The World There Is But One Thing That Money Cannot Buy...to Wit--the Wag Of A Dog's Tail.

Learning Sleeps And Snores In Libraries, But Wisdom Is Everywhere, Wide Awake, On Tiptoe.

Politeness Is Better Than Logic. You Can Often Persuade When You Cannot Convince.

The Happiest Time In Any Man's Life Is When He Is In Red-hot Pursuit Of A Dollar With A Reasonable Prospect Of Overtaking It.

Don't Mistake Pleasure For Happiness. They Are A Different Breed Of Dogs.