Young Widows Still Bide Their Time.

The Wheel That Squeaks The Loudest Is The One That Gets The Grease.

A Man Cannot Learn To Be Wise Any More Than He Can Learn To Be Handsome.

There Is A Sort Of Charm In Ugliness, If The Person Has Some Redeeming Qualities And Is Only Ugly Enough.

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.

Jealousy Is One Of Love's Parasites.