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I Would Prefer To Be Well-liked In Any And All Situations.

There Is No Way Any Rational, Reasonable Person Can Say That The Bush Administration Has Been Good For America.

I Should Also Say, In General, I Just Drank A Lot. I Shouldn't Characterize It As "to Get The Courage To Perform." It Was Just An In-general Nighttime Activity. It Definitely Made It Easier When I Started Doing Stand-up. It Was Just Much Simpler To Do A Couple Of Shots. It Made My Nerves Go Away, For The Most Part. It Just Was Something I Sort Of Relied On For About The First Four Years.

I'm Grateful For Any Opportunity To Act.

I Would Never Join The Tea Partiers, Because I Don't Have A Problem With The Color Of Obama's Skin. I Don't Have A Problem With Immigrants. You Know What I Mean? I Do Have Genuine Problems With Policy And Government Corruption. Sure I Do. And I Speak Very Candidly About That, Regardless Of Who's In Office. But Since The Tea Partiers Are Ridiculous, Why Would I Urge Anyone To Participate With Them?