You Write Things That Are Of Interest

You Know It's Time To Do The Laundry When You Dry Off With A Sneaker.

I Get Burned Out On Standup. But I Like Acting. I Do Like It. But Sometimes You Just Feel Like A Monkey. You Just Feel Like A Complete Tool. But I Like It. I Do Like It. Stand-up Is Just More Free. A Lot More Freedom Because You Just Do What You Want To Do.

I'm Terrible At Heights. I Hate It. I'm Glad I'm Only 5'7".

Reciting Lines Is Hard; Making Stuff Up Is Much, Much Easier.

It's Fun For Me To Couple Emotion With Comedy. I Think It Helps Comedy. I Think A Lot Of Times American Comedies Don't Play On Emotion Too Much.