You Write Things That Are Of Interest

I Understand Tea Partyers' Anger With The System, But They Are In Way Over Their Heads And Often Racially Motivated, And I Can't Be Part Of That.

My New Year's Resolution Was To Stop Saying 'you Go, Girl' To Myself.

I Was Just Thinking How Unfortunate It'd Be To Be A Fat Girl Named Candy.

When You're Doing Standup You're Kind Of Doing, "hey. I Thought Of This. This May Be Funny.

I Love Playing A Curmudgeon. I Just Love Playing A Sour Guy.