You Write Things That Are Of Interest

You Save 15 More Minutes Of Sleep If You Are A Man And You Don't Have To Shave.

There's More To Life Than Being An Actor In A Hollywood Movie. I'm Not Going To Adapt My Life After That Existence, Where A Lot Of People Do. And They Get The Publicist, And They Get All That Stuff, And It Becomes Them. I Think It's A Stupid Way To Live Your Life. A Really Dumb Way To Live Your Life.

I Used To Be Really Cute. I Could Send You Earlier Photos Where I'm Stunning. But I've Gained About Twenty Pounds Over The Past Two Years, And The More Weight I've Put On, The More Success I've Had. If You Drew A Diagram Of Weight Gain And Me Getting More Work, A Mathematician Would Draw Some Conclusions From That.

I Live In Los Angeles And I Had Been Drinking One Night, So I Was On The Walk Of Fame And I Saw Tony Danza's Star And I Started Urinating On It. Just Yelling Out, 'who's The Boss Now?'

I Am Not Into Publicity. I'm Not Good At It. I Get Anxiety About It.